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dashawnmahone: I laughed so hard at this, because this is literally me
This is literally me when I invite a new guy to join our Xbox group that I flirt with (knowing nothing can happen between us) and everyone either starts confessing their love for him, me, or both of us out of fucking nowhere. Wtf
captainimprobable: High school graduations are hilarious lmao “you’ve truly become a family after these four years” I guarantee you if some of these kids caught fire half their classmates would calmly drink a glass of water in front of the burning
titlefightclub: fucking @ me
hrm00: I want to be loved so bad it’s pathetic and embarrassing
ETHERAL
beyonslayed: *random bad thing happens to me* Me: homophobia never sleeps I see…
burning-yaungol: winelesbian: winelesbian: this mermaid is velma’s gf i dont make the rules this is literally so fucking gay ….wtf the fuck Is this Alphidyne
senatorwong: thegoodsonisbad: amb0rg: I should probably just give up at this point. :( I FUCKING HATE TOMATOES AND EVERYONE THINKS I AM INSANE FOR IT I’m glad I’m not the only one THIS IS LITERALLY ME fuck like, i like tomato soup kinda and
And I'm so fucking beautiful I can't stand it
deafmic: i love mic so fucking much
mangomangos: rat-facts: listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny orange bear puppet: i think tutter’s looking a little tired, don’t you? tutter (mouse puppet): [panting and screaming]
You've got me fucked up
allmate high!hersha is literally so fucking gorgeous - omfg, i need a moment. i’m getting emotional.
themochagoddess: jamesyouth: toinfinityandbeyonce: when you havin pho for christmas dinner Fuck this is so positive and I love it THIS IS SO CUTE
Every god fucking damn time I read shimadacest fanfics
cumrun: I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you
tied-tease:Me on this blog: I JUST WANNA GET FUCKING POUNDEDMe irl: If you kiss me or hold my hand I will cry from affection
altraya: I’M FUCKING CRYING IT’S HERE FULL METAL PANIC YES FINALLY WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER IT’S FINALLY FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *tries to live*me: fuck
bipolar-berry-crunch: you-st0le: This is my entire life FUCK
taylor-tut: n-yks: balenciaguhh: cobaltdays: why they gotta do luigia like this :( “Luigia” Mario’s lost sister luigia. this post is a fucking disaster
Me: *satan dragging me thru death, loss and trying times. Literally trying to make me loss myself*Anyone:No one: Fiancé: I don’t think you can help, maybe we need time apart.Me: ok.. Anyone: No one:Fiancé: Me: who do I turn to?? Fuck.Anyone: No
naomijcho: exyurockfan69: this is fucking awesome:P haha. i hate when my ass is in the way!
momjoon: *lowkey loves you for the rest of my entire fucking life
*Acts innocent but is thinking about riding the fuck out of you*
vnelz: I’m the type of girlfriend who always just wants to annoy you like let me hold your fucking hand and let me just hug your back and put my head under your shirt or bite your shoulder or bite your nose or hug your head or some shit idk i love
methodguy: literally me rn
d4mnafrica: literally me
weloveshortvideos: literally me
literal-ghost: #friendly bard approaches with a nice song
mothurs: me: i love living!!!me, one second later: anyway i’ve been thinking and life is really hard and i want to Die™
me-and-my-beard: weloveshortvideos: literally me i missed it
tiredbtw: person: *mistreats me* me: fuck them!! i deserve better brain: you literally Do Not
bigdumbcutefaces: ladyjaneparker: Literally me petting me friends’ cats. me, all the time with zelda
cinnabongene: me, the entire day: oh my god i’m so tired, i can’t wait to go to back to sleep me, at 3 AM:
cutegirlonline: me, sitting in my bed, in pjs: *is anxious* me: wtf. why
thatsthat24: pistachiolyon: thomas-sanders-with-vine: Nighttime Struggles 🌙 THIS IS LITERALLY ME RIGHT NOW! This is also quite literally me right now.
shellycrossing: doenymphette: *plays animal crossing every day nonstop for 9 months* *forgets to play for 1 day* *doesn’t play for 2 years* literally me
arfie: Literally me
niambi: teamnowalls: localstarboy: Being drunk vs Being high i saw this on twitter and i cant stop thinking about it cuz its literally mania vs depression #it’s funny cuz they are both going through it
I have literally been wondering every year whether you’d wish me a happy birthday or not. Lol this year you did literally sent me the most awkward birthday message like why did you even bother?
azaya: Literally me
weaksorry: me: *still has feelings after waking up* me: what the fuck
nasapussy:jervae:This had me fucking screaming at 2 amI thought it was just me 😩 Yo this was a whole fucken mood though
dumbgay: i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker
manda: fauxxpale: i should get off the internet i’m sorry i wrote this fuck me literally me
samuel-el-jackson: singletesticle: samuel-el-jackson: singletesticle: Gotta be up at 7 tomorrow, siiiiick. grocery boys 2014 Working but still broke boys 2k14 literally me, fuck vons man Fuck cvs
vegayta: now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch
hamhammyham: Boy im interested in who is interested in me: *likes another girls selfie* Me: oh u want to play games? *fucks someone else*
laddersoftherain: queermagicalgirls: condesces: i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do i owe the universe nothing i exist on my own terms #the galaxy dont care that u messed up the thing that
ruinedchildhood: bruises-for-tomorrow: when your life is falling apart but you don’t give a fuck anymore
kokoro4kakashi: Year is 2547child: i can’t sleeeeepmother: awww, i’ll sing you this ancient lullaby that my mother taught me, and her mother taught her…[cuddles]mother: WEEEE AAAARE FIGHTING DREAMERS! TAKAMI WO MEZASHITE!
telapathetic: sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit
beesmygod: like, i guess this isnt even a particularly “”“adult”“” blog but theres something very unnerving about clicking through to a new follower and seeing “age: 14” on the sidebar. i feel like a chaperon at a highschool dance. leave
lizbid33: Me, watching Incredibles 2, everytime Voyd came on screen: fucking superb you funky little lesbian
time-traveling-unicorns: aradiampregido: commentwolves: Submitted by Sharkapalooza literally me pretty much me
frightened: text post rule no punctuation if u need punctuation u can use lots of question marks for emphasis??????? mispell words so people know ur blogging in the gthrows of passion dont spell the as teh though what is this fucking 9gag or some shit